Joke Website: George Mason Univerity, Corp.

In the last three years at George Mason University, I’ve noticed they’re just a bunch of money hungry fools more intent on swindling me than anything else. So I figured, what better target for my first website parody!? It’s only the front page (none of the links go anywhere), but it should be good for a laugh—especially to you GMU people. Made in 2003.

George Mason Univerity, Corp.

‘Joke Website: George Mason Univerity, Corp.’ is a parody of the George Mason University web site as it appeared in 2003, and is thus protected under the fair-use provisions of copyright law. GMU claims a copyright on the original work, however as a state institution its copyright is unenforceable (if even legal in the first place).

The Benefit of the Doubt

As most of the readers are well aware, I am in favor of the upcoming war in Iraq. I believe firmly and strongly that Saddam Hussein—the Butcher of Baghdad, as he is called in many circles—is as worthy of removal from power as Slobodan Milosevic was under the Clinton administration, or any other maniacal dictator has been through history. That said, I do not expect nor demand that persons with opposing views see things my way. Anybody who has followed my message-board discussions with Sly will know I value open debate between opposing sides.

An Experience is Worth a Thousand Lectures

Many spend so much time squabbling and scratching for the highest grades that they can get—searching for extra credit and scrounging for every last point—that they don’t actually learn a darn thing. They can regurgitate obscure facts muttered by their teacher that they jotted down hurriedly in their notebook, but they lack the fundamental understanding and context that fact requires to be useful. After all context doesn’t help you get the question right on the test, does it? And all they need is that extra bump to bring their GPA up that one hundredth of a point.

Television News and a Mythical Neutrality

The television media in the United States has been struck by an interesting affliction virtually since its inception—the affliction of journalistic neutrality. I don’t necessarily mean that the television media—CBS, NBC, ABC and 24 hours news networks like Cable News Network (CNN) and Fox News Channel (FNC)—actually have journalistic neutrality, but for some reason they all insist on touting that they are “Fair and Balanced”, as FNC would put it.

Race in America: Of Dogs and Men

Is a German Shepherd any less of a dog than a Golden Retriever? Certainly not, they are obviously modified forms of the same species which are entirely capable of interbreeding, equally fitting as pets, and equally worthy of human attention. It is fascinating that we have recognized this fact nearly as long as there have been domesticated dogs, and yet we have been unable until recent years to apply this same logic to our own species.Yes, there are obvious differences in people of African descent, of Asian descent, of Arab descent, European descent, and so on—the most obvious of which is skin color—and yet, despite the underlying humanity in us all, much of the conflict in the world has revolved around these perceived racial lines for such a long, long time. It is sad, truly sad, that anybody has ever been defined by such trivialities.

Scott Bradford is a writer and technologist who has been putting his opinions online since 1995. He believes in three inviolable human rights: life, liberty, and property. He is a Catholic Christian who worships the trinitarian God described in the Nicene Creed. Scott is a husband, nerd, pet lover, and AMC/Jeep enthusiast with a B.S. degree in public administration from George Mason University.