Gamera Gymnastics (Extended Version)

Posted May 26, 2025, 10:36 a.m.

Gamera vs. Guiron (1969) is a cinematic masterpiece. Don’t pay any attention to the Godzilla partisans; Gamera is the king of the kaiju, and always will be.

This is an alternate, extended cut of Gamera’s gymnastics scene.

Fair use/parody. Don’t sue. Don’t make false copyright claims. Don’t be a jerk.

You can watch Gamera vs. Guiron online. You should.

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Scott Bradford is a writer and technologist who has been putting his opinions online since 1995. He believes in three inviolable human rights: life, liberty, and property. He is a Catholic Christian who worships the trinitarian God described in the Nicene Creed. Scott is a husband, nerd, pet lover, and AMC/Jeep enthusiast with a B.S. degree in public administration from George Mason University.

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